That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
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Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
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Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
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ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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