the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
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My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
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I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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