and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
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dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
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he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
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