The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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