9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
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