Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
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Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
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I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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