Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
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You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
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Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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