Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I've blown a few things in my day
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
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someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
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How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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