I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
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I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
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Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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