WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
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and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
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Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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