i just wanna soil my oats bro
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
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She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
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Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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