why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
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Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
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He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
There are leaves in my underwear?
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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