please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
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