super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
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i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
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I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.