covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
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She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
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Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
soo... how was my night?
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