kristin has been a bad kristin
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
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Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
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Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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