I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
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he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
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Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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