yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
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I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
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every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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