I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
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I miss the smell of you or some shit.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
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It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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