Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
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I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
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omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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