I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
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I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
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hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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