You're completely useless in the revolution.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
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As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
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Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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