i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
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Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
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Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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