I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
You are in my phone as "Thigh Gap" and you apparently work for "DO NOT DRUNK TEXT, INC." That is why I called you six times last night. So unless you take a second job at "NO DRUNK DIALING LLC" expect more. PS I am sober so this is legit.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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