smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
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i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
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I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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