You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
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The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
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she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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