I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
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When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
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Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
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