I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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