I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
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Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
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Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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