I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
the day after is always just damage control
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
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