I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
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This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
he quoted the bible to break up with me
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
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Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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