just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
Randomize