Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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