i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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