omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
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Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
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Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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