I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
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We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
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You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
When are your genitals available?
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
The adults are the big ones right?
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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