i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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