you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
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I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
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Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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