btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
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I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
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I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.