Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
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idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
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This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
The feeling are messing with the penis