My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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