READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
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I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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