This girl is more easily done than said...
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
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I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
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Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE