i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
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Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
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I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
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