I'm really into asian looking animals
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
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Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
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I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
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