No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I am midnight drunk by noon
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
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if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
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I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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