i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
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Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
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Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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