Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
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Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
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There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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