there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
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whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
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can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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