I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
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I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
The chlamydia really affected his face.
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Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?