Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
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Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
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I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?