ooooooooooooo i'm drink
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
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I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
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Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth