he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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