Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
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It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
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I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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