i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
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Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
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Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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